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ftrain.com · Personal blog · on HN since 2007

Paul Ford writes essays and short fiction on the web, technology, law and software, with a humorous and reflective style.

What HN saysHN commenters recommend it as worth reading, citing the "Why Wasn't I Consulted?" essay, the Nanolaw story and his piece on editors shipping.
57HN people shared it
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    My daughter was first sued in the womb
    7 people · 480 points · first shared 2011 · 67 comments on HN
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    Why Wasn't I Consulted?
    7 people · 6 points · first shared 2021 · discussion on HN
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    Robot Exclusion Protocol
    4 people · 10 points · first shared 2009 · 2 comments on HN
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    Nanolaw with Daughter (2011)
    3 people · 19 points · first shared 2019 · 5 comments on HN
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    Real Editors Ship
    3 people · 13 points · first shared 2010 · 1 comments on HN
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    Unicode table for you
    2 people · 69 points · first shared 2009 · 9 comments on HN
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    ReichOS: if the Nazis had won, would we have Linux?
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    Time's Inverted Index
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What HN people wrote when they linked it

tom_ · 2024-02-19
Worth your time, and not - I don't think - unrelated: https://www.ftrain.com/wwic
vessenes · 2016-05-13
Obligatory link when automated lawyering comes up: http://www.ftrain.com/nanolaw.html Worth the read.
revorad · 2012-06-28
The comments on this thread are such an embarrassment. Someone's worked hard on something for months, and people go and piss all over it. If you don't think this is a useful or good app, you don't even have to look at it. Just pass. At least when someone launches a product, if you don't have anything encouraging or constructive to say, it's best not to say anything. It seems HN is suffering more and more from the "Why wasn't I consulted?" angst - http://www.ftrain.com/wwic.html
nswanberg · 2010-11-11
No one is as focused on "shipping it out the door" as a news editor, according to Paul Ford in this essay (http://www.ftrain.com/editors-ship-dammit.html) posted to HN yesterday: http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1891392 Merlin Mann at http://www.43folders.com/ started out writing about David Allen's GTD system, but then turned away from "productivity porn" and started writing more focused essays about creativity. This isn't necessarily related to shipping products, but I love this Jeff Atwood quote: "If you can’t come up with at least one interesting thing to talk about every day, you’re not trying hard enough! The world is just full of fascinating stuff." from this interview: http://community.devexpress.com/blogs/aspnet/archive/2010/10/24/video-…
josecastillo · 2019-06-12
This reminds me of a short story by Paul Ford from a few years back[1]: We had gone to a baseball game at the beginning of the season. They had played a song on the public address system, and she sang along without permission. They used to factor that into ticket price—they still do if you pay extra or have a season pass—but now other companies handled the followup. And here was the video from that day, one of many tens of thousands simultaneously recorded from gun scanners on the stadium roof. In the video my daughter wore a cap and a blue T-shirt. I sat beside her, my arm over her shoulder, grinning. Her voice was clear and high; the ambient roar of the audience beyond us filtered down to static... I told my waiting daughter to go ahead and pay the few dollars, just part of the latent cost of a ticket. She tapped and the tablet made its cash-register sound, and the video was irrevocably destroyed so that it could never again be shared. [1] https://www.ftrain.com/nanolaw
andor · 2022-09-26
'“Why wasn't I consulted,” which I abbreviate as WWIC, is the fundamental question of the web. It is the rule from which other rules are derived. Humans have a fundamental need to be consulted, engaged, to exercise their knowledge (and thus power), and no other medium that came before has been able to tap into that as effectively.' https://www.ftrain.com/wwic
tpmx · 2021-03-23
I first thought this was happening: https://ftrain.com/robot_exclusion_protocol
webmaven · 2020-11-28
> > Please (please.build) > 'build' kind of indicates that Not the GP, but as a developer reasonably conversant with build systems and their pain points, I still assumed this was going to be some form of lazyweb[0] related blog post or portal rather than a build system named 'Please'. [0] https://ftrain.com/dear-lazyweb
martey · 2016-03-23
I think the one you're thinking of features a little girl being sued for benefiting from colonial-era crimes in the Belgian Congo (among other micro-lawsuits). This is Paul Ford's "Nanolaw with Daughter": http://www.ftrain.com/nanolaw.html
pohl · 2014-04-02
Because the fundamental question of the web is Why Wasn't I Consulted... http://www.ftrain.com/wwic.html
NelsonMinar · 2013-05-20
Why wasn't I consulted?! http://www.ftrain.com/SiteLaunch.html
droob · 2012-08-30
Good companion to Paul Ford's Passivator: http://www.ftrain.com/ThePassivator.html
magicseth · 2012-03-21
This short piece of fiction seemed so far off before. Now it seems closer: http://www.ftrain.com/nanolaw.html
michaeldhopkins · 2011-12-15
http://www.ftrain.com/nanolaw.html http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2551436 Googled lawsuit settle father daughter "short story" I actually wanted to read this again recently so thanks for thinking of it.
candeira · 2011-01-13
I just did a search for an error message in a piece of software. The one result from Google was my own pastebinned traceback from five hours earlier. Google indexes random pastebins faster than I can forget I posted them. This still cracks me up, but now I laugh nervously: http://www.ftrain.com/robot_exclusion_protocol.html
almost · 2009-07-28
That reminds of a short story I read recently: http://www.ftrain.com/robot_exclusion_protocol.html
Jetrel · 2021-03-24
Yeah, the open-source project I'm on moved all of our dev communications (†all of them) to discord, several years ago, and gladly left IRC without the dignity of a burial. † Email and mailing lists were something we forbade from day 1. There are a variety of sociological reasons why they're vile, but I think a lot of it has to do with bikeshedding, via "low-cost involvement" - people who care more about potstirring than actually getting work done have a cheap and easy way to keep tabs on big announcement and pick fights. I've experienced a huge number of people who've earned a 'stake in the discussion' by making some small contribution, and then jumped in on every discussion trying to exercise some informal kind of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberum_veto (insofar as such a thing arises naturally from the basic human decency of giving people the benefit of the doubt). What I like about realtime comms - especially ones with nice, logged discussions in multiple, visible rooms, is you don't have to be plugged-in 24/7 to keep up with stuff like you would on IRC (without a bouncer), but at least you have to have some real "skin in the game" of paying attention and being involved - which generally biases towards the folks doing the real work. Decisions get made without the armchair generals; occasionally they'll show up after some big decision got executed on and something was built, with an angry assertion of "Why wasn't I consulted?!?"††, but usually the existence of the…
rjknight · 2014-01-25
To play devil's advocate for a moment, we should also remember that sometimes (not always, but sometimes) people do have a choice in what they're offended by, and how they react to those feelings of offence. A lot of the people in this thread aren't even saying that they find it offensive personally, but that they feel that they ought to find it offensive on behalf of other people, which is very much a conscious decision on their part. If you react to the mere fact that some people complain about something without considering whether they might be wrong, you'll self-censor unnecessarily. And that makes it more difficult for others to resist self-censorship later. The thing is, I don't think 'bro pages' are offensive. More than that, I don't think that they should be offensive. Are we seriously saying that we should attempt to avoid using any words, even in metaphors or puns, that might ever remind someone of a person stereotypically assumed to be annoying? Really? This feels like linguistic bikeshedding from people who, having realised that words have the power to offend, have set out to find offence where not only was none intended but where it could only be found by actively construing the speech as offensive. It's a massive piece of WWIC[1], driven by an attempt to appear more sophisticated and culturally aware, which massively exaggerates the potential harm caused in order to make a case that someone else (but never the critic) should have behaved differently. …
Spearchucker · 2013-06-20
Your post reminds me of http://www.ftrain.com/wwic.html.
seiji · 2012-05-25
The tferris comment (is it the tferris? It's been very active recently.) is basically what Gabriel pointed out -- an instant inverse reaction to the post's theme. In our digital isolation, it's natural. We want to scream "They are wrong and I am right! Look at me!" When we see someone else getting attention, we want to divert the stream of eyeballs and admiration to ourselves. It's exactly "Why wasn't I consulted?" syndrome (http://www.ftrain.com/wwic.html). People see words in front of them, and think they are being consulted and prompted to respond. Here's a hint: you don't have to say anything. People feel ignored when they see an opinion they don't believe getting attention. Nobody likes being ignored. To counteract the feeling of being ignored, let's just be doubly blunt and vitriolic so you give me more attention instead of the existing roving opinion. Fuck your logo and your little dog too! (and your engineering, where you live, and your obtuse hairstyle!) My opinions are clearly superior. I win. The commenter suddenly assumes the role of CEO and decides to pass judgment on a third party. What the heck? It's simultaneously insane and natural (it must be natural -- see every youtube comment ever). Humanity needs a firmware upgrade. Until then, act less negatively, don't inject vapid personal opinions ("This is cool!!!" "this is so dumb"), and help people who may not understand get up to speed.

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